Comic strip number 50 for geeks and gamers, Not EVEN Close! This comic follows the life of Bill. Bill goes to college, graduating at the top of his class for Statistics, Finance and Business Organization. He seems ready for anything as he opens his laptop, ready to embark on something very important. He gets progressively more frazzled as whatever he’s doing is kicking his ass anyway in spite of his education. We find out that he was trying to play EVE Online all along.